Question: Where is Park Nima?
Answer: We can assume she has retired to the countryside and has popped out a few hell raisers for her financially well-endowed husband. More details to follow. For now, the benevolent proprietors of ParkNima.com have a full gallery of videos and photos to offer you. And we will continue to provide only the highest quality, carefully-curated videos of the hottest Korean and Asian girls in the known Universe. That’s not an exaggeration. It’s a statement of purpose.
Question: Why does Park Nima look so familiar?
Answer: In my moments of total sobriety, I ask myself that as well. I reflect on my past relationships, and my mind zeros in on my first girlfriend. A cute little Korean girl who loved me. And for a brief moment we were in love. Then, due to the governing rule of the Universe (entropy) our relationship began to fray at the edges and eventually fell apart. But I digress, as I am wont to do. The reason why Park Nima looks so familiar is because her face is the quintessence of an attractive Korean girl at the peak of her nubile femininity. She represents a fresh drink of water during your most challenging and thirstiest hour. She is symbolic of premium Napa cabbage, picked at peak freshness. She is the clarion call that makes you want to get back into the game.
Question: Is it free to browse this site?
Answer: Absolutely. But of course, as with everything there are tiers of service. We currently offer a VIP section, where you can get instant, total access to the juiciest videos of Park Nima and other fine young ladies just like her. Peruse that premium offering and you will find that it is most generous for the proposed membership fee.
Question: Who is Park Nima?
Answer: Park Nima is both brand and symbol as well as an actual living, breathing human female. She has transcended the corporeal and her name is now synonymous to youthful Korean hotness. The way ‘Cher’ and ‘Madonna’ have just one single name to represent their music, our lovely Park Nima represents a powerhouse brand. An umbrella, if you will. And as Rihanna once famously sang–you can stand under her umbrella-ella-ella. For those of you high enough on the Asperger’s spectrum to demand more details, you can read more about her in my in-depth dossier.
Question: Who are you?
Answer: I go by Jack Poonmeister, but of course that is an alias. In fact, it is an alias for an alias. I have so many clandestine identities I often struggle to keep track of them. To answer your question: the identity of this site’s dedicated proprietors is not of your concern, Young Padawan. Strange twists of fate have brought the Dream Team of Poon Arbitrage back together. And like the Death Star, this site is now fully operational.